Close Encounters of the Feline Kind

Original Drawing by Dr. John Bialasik, DVM; 2019

 

Close Encounters of the Feline Kind…
Has your cat’s behavior recently changed with no explanation? In a recent
publication released from the FBI (Feline Bureau of Investigation) an astounding
number of indoor and outdoor cats were reported missing in the last 9 years. Of the
fortunate cats recovered and returned home, families reported strange behaviors
and events displayed by their kitty. While the discussion of alien encounter and
abduction is not being proven with these cases, the probability and possibility is a
strong theory.
If your cat has recently gone missing and then returned, we encourage watching for
the following behaviors:
Telekinesis
You may feel that your cat is always in your head, a constant meowing may
penetrate your sleep, day dreaming and break through your concentration. An urge
to constantly fill and refill the food bowl may be experienced. You may notice
yourself purchasing tuna fish at the grocery store for no apparent reason.
Insomnia
Many family members experienced disturbed sleep and paranoia. They described
intense feelings of being watched. Other owners woke to find their cats staring at
them through the night.
Electronic Anomalies
Computer crashes and glitches may increase with the return of your cat. The “Geek
squad” reported an increase to the 4 th power of cell phones failing, power cords
splitting and light fixtures breaking. Cities with large populations of cats have
experienced unexplained surges through their entire power grids occurring during
times of feline disappearance and reappearance.
Paranormal Activity
More frightening, be aware of sudden bursts of activity, scientifically referred to as
freak-outs, displayed by your cat. This may present as sudden and explosive jumps,
running, or skidding through the home; hissing at unseen objects, and/or hair
standing on end and dancing on toe tips.
Be cautious, the government may want your cat.
If you have a problem…if no one else can help…and you can find us…maybe you can hire…”A” Street Animal Clinic.
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